I LOVE THEM. Great clothes, well-made, and super easy return policy. Big fan!

Yeah my gf gets a lot of stuff from them for herself and myself. The quality is great and I appreciate the style.

My passcode is my birthday. My rationale is I don't care if my friends access it, I'm more worried about the random pickpocket who gets ahold of it.

YES. I get all my tees from them. They are fantastic. I’m also editing to add that they make returns super easy too if something doesn’t work for you. Other good places to get clothes: People Tree and Reformation. (My wedding gown is from Reformation!)

they are charming as shit

I’m surprised this show has been on for so many seasons. I stopped watching around the deer story line with Izzy.

Yeah, taken as a complete group, this might be the best set of results yet. Not a single one has me thinking, “I do wish they hadn’t done that one thing to her,” or anything - they’re all good.

This eye makeup is phenomenal. It’s subtle enough to not look overpowering but still makes her eyes pop. The MUA really nailed the colors too. It looks great with her hair. A+ work, Portland MUA. (Though I am less enthusiastic about the lips tbh)

Try Betabrand. I can personally vouch for the Dress Pant Yoga Pants, but I think they also have a bike to work, wear to work line too. And I believe everything is made in America (most, if not all, in San Francisco). And they have free shipping above a certain amount and free returns, so it’s not too much of a gamble.

They all look great to me, I don’t think the makeup looks particularly heavy. But I’m sure it’s different in person, and different if someone never wears makeup. But I like how everyone just looks slightly enhanced. Not that they weren’t beautiful before, it’s just sometimes with these makeovers they seem so drastic,…

Ana Gasteyer or GTFO.

Holy. Shit. I still picture Sean Kingston every time I read “Big Sean”.

Sorry, I’m not seeing it. You know what these look like? You know those catalogs you’ve never signed up for, but magically show up in your mailbox quarterly? Full of weird, hippy asymmetrical dresses that lace up and shit made of velvet with Mandarin collars? Like, Pyramid Collection shit? That’s what this looks like.

That sketch is brilliant, and it always reminded me of this XKCD strip, which is equally fantastic: https://xkcd.com/513/

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One of my favourite sketches is the Hello M’Lady one. The youtube comment section of that video is full of male tears falling from fedora’d heads

Just give me the baby and the Steve Buschemi dog and we will all go live happily ever after far the fuck away from these garbage people.

So. I was 20 when I got married, husband was 23. We were both virgins. We had been together since I was 15. He was the only boyfriend I had ever had. We had never even made out. The extent of our physical relationship was dry kisses hello and goodbye. Turns out he was trying like mad to be straight, and even though I…

The WORST part is, you absolutely CANNOT pick shoes based on what they look like, and I feel like people who make for-real running shoes KNOW THIS. They know you’re basically suckered into whatever $110 pair the person at the running shoe store tells you will be least likely to injure you because blah blah blah…

I was 20 and he was 22. We got married on Valentines and then had a 9 day honeymoon at Caesars Palace in the Poconos. Since I was basically an adult child, I was obsessed. We had the fancy room (thx dad in law!) with a pool, sauna, champagne glass hot tub, it was INSANE. We went at it like rabbits the whole time. Also…