Your gown is so romantic!!

Not necessarily a wardrobe malfunction, but my sister had many mini-meltdowns on her wedding day (pro tip for future brides: EAT SOMETHING. Hangry + bridal stress = meltdowns galore). Her final one was in the narthex of the church when she decided she absolutely could NOT get married in the shoes she was wearing and…

I feel like part of it is all my photos from my early 20s are with friends at a bar after putting an hour + into my appearance. All my photos now are hanging out at home after a long day at work on top of having a stressful job and more responsibilities.

I think part of it too is that when I was younger I was actively on the prowl for men and so would put out serious "I'm available" vibes and put in the effort to look as hot as humanly possible.

If I had to rate myself on a scale of 1-10, I think I'm generally a 6.5 that can be bumped up to a 7.5 or even an 8 when I'm having an awesome face day slash put some effort into my appearance.

He looks like Councilman Jam!

I started to put too much thought into this and then realized that if this is legit, and this person is already feeling like this, picking apart the post to figure out who it is just makes me feel uncomfortable.

She also started in the biz when she was a wee tot on Barney, with Demi Lovato

The one thing I'm sad about re: eloping instead of having a full on traditional engagement/wedding was not being able to take engagement photos at the old school amusement park a few miles from our house. The pictures would have been so cute!!!

YES TO GAP BODY. And they make a 32D!!! And at Christmas EVERYTHING was 50% off so I got 3 bras for $50 and almost fainted from joy.

Jumpsuits are my JAM. The trick is to finding a jumpsuit that fits your body AND your proportions.

Unabashedly love me some Lily! Definitely getting the floral clutch, and hopefully a couple dresses.

Hate away, hater. They have excellent cross body bags with zillions of organizational room that have far outlived my much nicer cross body bags.

T&L constantly comment on the grossness of Kanye parading a barely dressed Kim around while he is dressed like someone interrupted his Saturday morning Netflix sesh.

Ugh. The second to last time I went to Sephora I went in and was like, "I am looking for a new foundation. I don't want it to feel super heavy, I would prefer sheer coverage or something that doesn't look like spackle, and I need it to last most of the day because I'm lazy. Cost isn't a hinderance - I just want to…

I eloped but I still experienced that feeling of "holy shit what have I done" once the marriage was finalized and REAL. Like before it was this idea that we would be together forever but after was the reality that we would be together forever.

BLESS YOU for including Brandy as Cinderella in one of the top 5 made for tv movies of all time.

Ooh! Just found its name - Skyla. Lower level of hormones and is only effective for 3 years. Called "the little sister of Mirena'

I think it helps with the periods but doesn't disappear them entirely. It's smaller and the insertion tube is thinner so it's supposed to hurt less. There's still hormones in it but even that may be lighter? I don't have all the details because I've been firmly in camp Mirena since I started researching them.

They have that one in the US now! They actually recommend it as an alternative to Mirena for those who haven't had children but my awesome sauce gyno was like "if you don't want a period, go for Mirena. You may have a *slightly* more comfortable insertion with the other one but I have no kids and the Mirena and am…