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THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. There's just something about his face, though I just saw Insurgent and I may be projecting my feels for Peter onto him.

It isn't just old white male assholes - the young white male assholes are plenty willing to choose the man "for culture" over the woman every.single.time.

This is why I looooooove my gym. Everyone is very nice but also very respectful. Dudes may take the treadmill next to you trying to figure out if you're interested in chatting, but as long as you show no interest they'll keep to themselves.

I've worked as a copywriter and recently took a creative writing course geared towards beginners to jumpstart their writing and help focus it.

The Little Men books are great! Especially the one when they're all actually in school and is all about boy hijinks.

Especially reading all the effort she went through specifically to keep it under wraps. Her dad set it all up. She had a BURNER PHONE. She legit knew the only way out was to ghost like motherf'ing Casper.

Yes. I went to a public school in-state and applied for every scholarship I remotely qualified for. My parents bought me groceries a few times a year when they came to visit (I was ~2 hours from my hometown) and loaned me the deposit for my first apartment.

When I need to get real fancy, I add as Statement Necklace or a scarf. Ta-da! Effort!

"Dear Future Husband" is on the random Spotify Galentine's playlist I found for my G-Day party, so I've had a lot of time to listen to this song and have FEELINGS about it.

I have bracelet problems because I can't stand to wear them and type all day, so I take them off, and either forget to put them back on or accidentally send them flying across my desk.

My life. I work at a startup that is super casual so there goes any need to wear fancy adult lady clothes. Leggings and tunics/sweater dresses for daaaays. Easy peasy, limited maintenance, I feel comfy and no1curr.

My husband hates me because I put our mail on the kitchen counter (instead of the kitchen table, I think). I believe he hates that I do this because he prefers to leave the mail in its natural habitat, the mailbox, even if it is so full the mailman can't add any more mail to it. Which happens every time I leave town

The only (knock on wood) car wreck I've been responsible for happened while my dad was teaching me how to drive when I was 15. We were in our church parking lot which was absurdly full for a Saturday due to a karate tournament being held in the gym, but my dad was like "Soldier on! We will still do this!" and pushed

My husband and I used to go hiking a bunch, and were on a mostly easy 14er with a scramble at the end (we live in CO so this is like a standard weekend activity). I was exhausted by the time we got near the top and had already cried like twice but pushed through it with some gentle nudging. Finally we were like 100

I"M GOING TO REPOST THIS PIC FROM THE VANITY FAIR OSCARS PARTY BECAUSE THEY ARE PERFECT.

"She's a giggle at a funeral" has to be one of my favorite lines in any recent song. It just says so much!

I love adult ballet classes because more than anything else I have to close my mind from everything but what is happening in class because there is so much to focus on and think about to get the moves just right.

When I was in high school show choir we were told to stay away from dark lipstick for performances because singing OOOOOOOOHs turned into butt hole lips.

Suspension is temporary, expulsion is forever.

I want to see them sourcing Bachelor/ettes from outside the show again. That's what made The Bachelor so much fun in the first place! I don't want to see a farmer propose to his girlfriend in the barn where he raised his first pig. I want to see a Romance Novel Fantasy Man (Andrew Firestone! The fighter pilot!) as the