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My husband picked me up from a business trip last fall, and as soon as we got inside our house he was like, "You need to sit down, there's something I need to tell you even though I really don't want to but I know you'll find out if I don't" and started nervously pacing around.

I recently reread the whole Skye O'Malley series.

My biggest weakness is clothes (SO MANY CLOTHES), but I recently did a massive closet purge where I only held on to my vintage collection, clothes that make me absurdly happy, and things I actually wear.

I would spend like all Saturday morning cleaning the house, and then he would spend all Sunday morning cleaning the house, even though I'd stand there exasperated telling him I just cleaned it. It turns out I'm better at picking up then he is (I actually put things back in their spots, he just shoves everything into a

Wicked is my go to. "For Good" duets, specifically, in the off-chance I find myself at a Kristin Chenoweth concert and need to duet with her. You never know.

Maybe? It's entirely possible.

Um, absolutely!

I would like to be friends with 8 year old you.

2 main ones:

Ooh! Former SC-ian here. At least in my hometown there is still an incredibly racist, incredibly close-minded, conservative group of young folk. In part because they were born, raised, and educated within the same homogenous 25 miles, and that's just what they know and haven't had to or wanted to think critically

I was a receptionist at a southern baptist church right out of college and got to put the prayer list together!

Isn't it amazing? As kids we used to fight over who got to put away the dishes. There were 4 kids so someone set the table, someone cleared the table, someone emptied the dishwasher, and someone loaded the dishwasher. You always wanted to be the person who got to empty the dishwasher! Always!

See above! One of the BI guys saw the article and said Jez was throwing shade at him! That word - I do not think it means what you think it means.

Ariana Grande is pisssssssssed.

My husband is naturally IMMACULATE and I am a total slob.* He takes on more of the cooking/cleaning than I do because he genuinely enjoys it, but my one job is dishes because he hates it. And not all of it - just the putting away part, which is the easiest part! I totally am the winner in this scenario, but he also

He's like your generic frat boy who thinks he's super hip by listening to EDM. That's why you find his face so punchable.

Probably not, because it's basically an ad for a product she hawks. My guess is she also eats healthy, it mentions drinking an absurd amount of water, and she works out an hour each day. I think if you have a diet with a lot of veggies and real food you won't need "alkalizing supergreen supplements"

My sister bought me a J Crew suit in high school so I would cover her pool shift on 4th of July (yay bribery!) and I just threw it away last year. I am 30. That shit LASTS.

That's... generally what the most successful models look like.

At first I hated KK's hair (and yeah she needs to do something about the yellow), but the more pictures I look at the more she looks like a glamazon fashion alien. Dig it.