This makes me even happier about how well Mr. Squats took care of me after a fairly minor surgery last week! It was a rough recovery but he stepped up like a champ which was really wonderful to see.

I tried to sign up for the Pop Sugar box but had issues checking out and their customer support team never got back to me.

I worked in an office that had a similar affair situation (SO many affairs in that office. So many.).

Oh man. I worked at a young (employee age-wise) company and there was so much gossip.

The Fannings, Kiernan Shipka, Zendaya - just a few examples. I think it all depends on parenting, and for all the wacky Scientology stuff and rumors surrounding Will and Jada, they seem to take their jobs as parents very seriously.

In that last photo it's her FACE that you notice, then the massive necklace.

Gingeriso'construct posted about it above!

My mom threw us a reception for like 30 people since we eloped. She had custom matchbooks and napkins made.

Very natural makeup. "I've been hiking all day and that's why my cheeks are flushed!"

Reese Witherspoon country club realness.

Did that woman get a puppy AND a ring?! Was she coming home from yoga? Had they already talked about getting a puppy? Can I have a pugpy?

my phone randomly capitalizes the weirdest shit. like FRIDAY and HALLOWEEN

Needs more Brandy/Whitney/Whoopi, obvs.

My ONLY experience in food/bev was a short-lived bartending career that was hilariously awful. I was hired to bartend at a bar that was basically a clubhouse for state reps, and while I technically was a bartender I was really hired to look pretty and chat with the good old boys about college football or whatever. I…

These girls are so fabulous! Brava to them! My 12-14 year old self would have loved to be BFFs with this group.

Yikes. Yeah, that is not okay. I guess I was referring more to bridesmaids who pitch a fit because they look better in indigo than navy.

Ditto! It's Not.About.You, bridesmaid. Put the dress on, shut up, and smile. When the bride tells you that you definitely can wear it again, just agree! Your job is to enthusiastically support the bride on her wedding day and help play defense for all the small petty crap she doesn't need to know about.

Nobody. Because eloping (er, it was technically a "private ceremony", but still) is the TITS when it comes to stress-free wedding days.

I'd like to toss my penny into the well for a Common/Lupita relationship. LOOK AT THIS INSTAGRAM! Look how adorable!

I am actually digging the Josh Hutcherson/Dianna Agron pairing. So beige but sweet!