Very surprised Drew didn’t mention the 1972 Dolphins in his “what has always sucked” section. Those motherfuckers are the worst kind of Boomers, rooting for the failure of Millennials while spewing that “back in my day” bullshit.  

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…

When you’re a 35 year old former first option, you have to make the choice between being an Iverson or a Vince Carter. 

From the SI article: “New Orleans employs five Duke products in Williamson, Redick, Ingram, Jahlil Okafor and Frank Jackson.”

I don’t even understand LeBron’s tweet.  Translation? 

The one thing I’d add is that it’s not just a matter of surrounding LBJ with championship talent. It’s surrounding LBJ with his preferred guys. That’s not always the same thing. Like, it’s great that he can be for getting the Klutch guys paid. But overpaying for Tristan and JR Smith, or treating KCP like an…

Better watch out Trevor you’re on a slippery slope to wishing people had the same basic human rights that you do.

“Now I know what it’s like to be one of the teenage girls I harrass on twitter. Really put things into perspective. I’m a real boy now” - Definitely Not A Drone Bauer

You never watched Baseball Tonight.

That’s a web gem.

“First game I went to was a game where the Patriots killed Buffalo.”

maybe it’s because I’m a fellow Lions fan, but this is the best Kinja post I’ve ever read. 

“Kudos, Nathan, on a job...done.”

As a Patriots fan, I’ve made the road trip to the building formerly known as The Ralph, a few times, thanks to having a good friend whose college roommate lives in Buffalo, and would put us up at his house. First game I went to was a game where the Patriots killed Buffalo. In the tailgate pregame there was a guy…

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

You guys don’t get it. It’s not about playing in front of big crowds and selling lots of records. It’s about the soul-crushing, mayonnaise-bland, tortuous music.

Tom Savage got knocked out in Houston and when he woke up he was in a Lions jersey.  Shaking your head yes during a seizure is consent in Texas

Fuck, man. Not even a token “NO MAGARY IM NOT WRITING ABOUT THESE FUCKS” from ZMF this year. It’s like Christmas without Santa.

“Just let Canada annex us.”

I can understand not liking Canada, even maybe hating them, but to hate them THIS much?