Same thing happen to Aaron Donald. Didn’t stop him from getting paid. Elliot will get paid, its just a matter of time.

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

As a Twins fan with their current bullpen issues, I’m looking at those lineup additions and getting very nervous.

Reds: [dramatic pause] I’m all in. [dramatically pushes chips forward]

Not a Cleveland fan, just someone who understands that any playoff team can win the tournament, especially one with the best bullpen in baseball. 

This is a well thought out comment, but all I got out of it was that the Padres have a fan.

ok now, that? hella romantic.

is this me growing on Nate Peterman?

Rat bag!

Once in San Francisco for a conference. Saw about 1,000 topless women on a bicycle caravan. Not only were they not stopped, they were aided by police who made us sit through a green light for all of them to go. But then again, this was San Francisco.

It fuels their delusion that under the right circumstances the celebrity might befriend them.

Co-signed.

And now I’m disappointed they didn’t ask him to fill in (or at least provide a few ZMF-esque comments) for either Oakland’s or Santa Clara’s WYTS entries.

There’s a reason your average sportswriter becomes a bitter, cynical asshole, and not in the fun, Ratto-esque way

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

It’s worth learning how to recognize snark online.

That’s easy to say in July. 

They were literally the 2nd wild card team as of 2 days ago. 

I’d say that being a game out of the WC at the end of July and thus actively “contending” for a spot is the definition of a contender, yes.

They’re one game out of the second wild card spot and about to start a series with Tampa so....yeah.