There’s also this gem, several grafs down, which discusses Pelinka’s habit of sitting in on meetings that are usually for coaches and players only:

Just don't tweet.

The utter hypocrisy of Boston sports fan and their incessant media is beyond the pale. Their utter hatred and disdain for the man surely cost years off his life. Boston sports fan are so stupid they tend to forget that a (it was only Game 6,    b (Boston blew a 3-run lead in Game 7, and c (they wouldn’t have even made…

Darren Rovell’s actual favorite teams:

Yeah but you don't need to talk about it the day the dude dies

“Still won't be as bad as Boston fans/reporters" --Chernobyl, Episode 5

I, too, like to celebrate people’s faults on the day of their death via knee jerk reaction Tweets that no one gives a fuck about.

It seems to bring arousal out of Darren.

Why should he let facts get in the way of making someone’s death all about him?

What the fuck, indeed. Now who’s going to tell me how shuffling off this mortal coil is going to affect Bill Buckner’s brand?

My friend, you have no hope. Just ride it as long as you can.

True ecstatic delirium: Being unsure whether you’re clothed or not.

Sure, but it will be a much more polite fascism.

if he didn’t make millions from appearing in over 140 episodes ofthe longest running and arguably most successful show canadian TV history then he’s even stupider than i thought he is.

I am a Raptors stan since day 1, multiple season ticket holder since 2008-09 and hoping against hope they can win it all.... But this is all I see when I imagine it:

Nothing with Zaza is an accident.

Fucking Zaza.

Zero stats suggest Boogie is a positive on that team, but go off.

Yes, and if you had ever been to prison you would have known that already.

It’s the one that can fully open their throat and swallow no gagging, correct?