Weird how this exact feud keeps happening to Broussard and nobody else.

I love when these evangelical d-bags like Broussard say they’re gonna pray for someone they just insulted. Please flat earther, walk to where you think the end of the earth is and jump 

Taco Bell employee: “Okay your total is $21.14 please pull around.”

You’re arguing semantics. Chris Broussard is an old dude. A text is a text is a text is a text. Dude wasn’t intimating that he was trying to “netflix and chill” or some shit. They had a one to one conversation.

This may be the internet age and all, but “sliding into someone’s DMs” and “texting” are still two different things. Broussard is on TV intimating that his relationship with Durant is something that it’s not.

The take is neither dumb nor irrational. At worst, it’s technophobic, but all sports would be fine without instant replay. Completely, totally fine. I don’t think they’d lose “market share” or “fan interest” or “a billion fucking dollars”. They’d be fine, and fans would get over themselves. Then in 20 years people…

‘I know this a dumb and irrational take’

This is the most painful thing I’ve ever had to write.  Jon Gruden is right about Instant Replay.  (Re-reads).  Yep

obvious way to avoid the Bill Belichick subversion is to say starting outside the 40 yardline, < 10 seconds left, 4 receivers within 15 yards of the endzone

Join us. It is, in fact, the only rational take.

If you can’t play it by playground rules, it’s not a game, it’s a court case.

Can’t wait for the first time they have to review to see if there were enough receivers in the endzone for the play to be eligible for review.

And you just know they’re going to come up with a definition that inadvertently sweeps in plays that are clearly not Hail Marys just because one player is standing in the wrong place and the officials will be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what can we do.

It is absolutely the correct take. I don’t celebrate after a touchdown anymore, because even if the refs signal for one, it could be deemed not a touchdown several minutes later, and fuck that. Reviews have reduced enjoyment of the game, in addition to slowing it down and making plays increasingly undefinable at a…

Please accept my assistance in yelling at this cloud. 

welcome to the right side of history, my friend. 

So if they write the rule as “ A ‘Hail Mary’ is outside the +40, less than 10 seconds, 4 or more receivers in the end zone” then you will see 3 guys in the endzone, 2 guys inside the one, and a review on every last one of these because what have you got to lose and there is contact on every single one of these plays.

Coaches will simply save their challenges, wait until after the 2 minute warning and then run EXCLUSIVELY HAIL MARY plays, challenging PI on each until they get a desired result. Drawing a PI flag will be easier than drawing a foul in basketball. 

why don’t you just make the whole game out of challenges?

Saying “clap-back” is already not cool.  Change my mind.