So you want teams in seeds 5-8 to join the tank party?

Too modern. “How the breakup of Oasis foretold the ‘19 Celtics”.

Let me check in with my cousin Booger and my bro from college Stinkyface and get back to you when we’ve assembled a relevant 90210 reference.

“How the Boston Celtics are like Game of Thrones and its messy ending”

“Sometimes it’s clear he’s trying to push guys over the edge, but that’s just because he wants them to give an out of this world performance.”

“You just have to adjust to his style. Which is, how can I say it, a little on the flat side.” 

“I see your lawyers are very expensive, so your objections are sustained.”

Little did we know that "rebuild" referred to every elbow in the organization.

Here’s another reminder boys and girls Bobby Kraft and people of his ilk are just like you.

Everybody equal before the law! That’s why I love Amurica!

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

The year is 2257. Donald Trump XVII rules over the remains of the Commonwealth of the Americas. Earth’s average temperature is 122 degrees. Nate Jones has been placed on the ten day IL with elbow soreness. 

This is the stuff that has bugged me with MMA. On one hand the audience, the fandom, and the spectacle is built in a blood lust and cravings for violence, and then they see too much and immediately remember their humanity for thirty seconds.

NO.

I mean, Embiid was literally crying.

No Kwahi, no Parker that game. 

I’ll break character and actually break this down. On the surface, this year is worse. Durant went down. Houston had to win one at home, and then take one on the road, with no Durant.

I totally agree, but it’s easier to repeatedly yell 27 missed 3s in a row when “debating” someone at a bar.

He decided to go to Toyota Center to get shots up, nixing Curry’s reservations. The Warriors’ point guard offered to stick to half a court, but Paul wasn’t having it. Curry was kicked off the Toyota Center court.

All true but let’s be clear: the Wizards would have hung a fucking banner for beating this Warriors team.