Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

Dolan and Kyrie are a match made in heaven. Maybe Kyrie can join the band in the offseason. 

A little off topic?

It’s one thing if he was taking shots and missing or having to throw out of traps every trip, but there were key possessions where every Rocket but him touched the ball. Just bewildering 

never trust a sport with two halftimes

i rewatched the 4th quarter this morning to see if they were just playing incredibly good defense on him, and i just can’t figure out what happened... i mean, the defense was good, but it was like he just said to himself, “You know, they lost their best scorer, it’s really not fair for our team to have me... I’ll just…

Dude.. I enjoy both sports but the NHL playoffs blow the NBA out of the water. 

Right but what “home-court advantage” means isn’t “a guarantee that you’ll never lose at home,” but rather “theoretically you can win the series without having to win another road game.”

Thats what I mean! For the record, I’m a Giants fan, but the exact reason Eli was able to make either of those plays is the same reason he throws 20 picks per year:

Ha!

Also known as The Tug Rule.

i know you’re joking here, but I actually think the reason Eli has ever had any success whatsoever is because he’s an objective idiot who forgets everything the moment it happens. 

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

That’s why Eli can’t be defeated by Belichick’s traditional methods. You can’t confuse the perpetually confused.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

I’d rather have Vogel than anyone else on that list (including Williams and Lue), which doesn’t say great things about the list.

Holy shit guys, THE PUPPET DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HE’S A PUPPET ANYMORE

Way to completely elide over McKinnon, who in addition to being routinely debunked over her science (she’s a philosophy phd), is also a transgender athlete who immediately started dominating the women’s division after transitioning. Seems like a pretty hefty conflict of interests and only a truly incompetent…

Greatest South Dakota basketball player of all time!

Best pure scorer in grizzlies history