Yeah, yeah. Nice try. Everyone has a Cobblepot, my friend.

Well, Gotham is and isn't many things. But I'm pretty sure it's not a documentary. ;)

Aha! I knew it! It was Miriam Loeb, in the dining room, with a candlestick. One of Gotham's great mysteries finally solved.

Sorry, but this includes a bit of the chorus, too. Therefore this is not, in fact, a 10-hour loop of his verse, as Fielder requested. So I can't count this otherwise well-intentioned effort.

The black egg was to show how scorched they've become — Frank by the Senate and Congress, and Claire by Mendoza. Their political spirits may eventually be resurrected, but their hearts have been blackened. Also illustrated: how *unbalanced* they feel in this new defensive stance.

Ouch. That was peenful.

Also: his penis.

Ah, Last Man on Earth. You had me at Terence Trent D'arby. (Actually, you had me a long time before that.) And a Ghostbusters reference didn't hurt none neither. There is, in fact, no wrong way to use a Ghostbusters reference.

Red is my favorite colored Sonja.

Without puns, I'd be completely devoid of a personality. (And with them, people merely wish I was!)

Fair point.

Yeah, the timing of both dalliances did seem a little rushed to me. Especially with Raven. I didn't quite buy that that was the time to be engaging in wick-dipping. But I do enjoy the two together, so I was able to just go with it.

War sure made a lot of people horny this episode! I mean, chemistry or no, was that really the right time for him to be, er, dipping his wick?

Not to mention a careening and reckless Bono-on-a-bicycle.

Do everything you can to catch up. This shows second season has been the best thing on network television, for my money.*

Wow. A whole lotta gutteral exclamations in this one. Pretty much half the dialog, by my guess. My closed-captioner had a field day. (In case you're wondering, “UH! OH! AH! UNGH! AAH! RAAH! GAH! AAGH! HRRGH!” were among those featured. Which was pretty much my exact, excited reaction when Marcus threw Abby's…

I'm fairly sure he did his share of breadth-feeding in his younger years.