@Adamskiy, as seen on TV!: Porsche actually does offer that feature now, so, done and done.

I never have and never will understand the school of badge engineering.

Can we all agree to refer to it as the uberboost function from now on? It would actually be linguistically correct.

Most of these girls are horrendous looking.

So in order to save the dying brand they're going to start making Nissan Altimas? I don't get it.

::sniff sniff:: smells like Photoshop

Mrs. Leeds. Do you see? Mrs. Leeds, changing. Do you see?

@stuntpuppy: Sounds like you are raising a fine human being.

I totally thought #2 before I read the post.

@mytdawg: We call that "delegation." It's the lynchpin of Capitalism.

@backfire103: Please observe proper Jalopnik etiquette when talking about coupes with pickup beds: It must be referred to in the El __mino format. Allow me to correct your post:

You had me at breast bosses. You had me... at breast bosses.

Audis, Benzes, and Bimmers, which is what they were already driving anyway. I'd be willing to bet that New York and New England have more mid-sized German luxury sedans than minorities.

This game is astounding. It's like the lovechild of Defender and a physics simulation. The addition of new elements and effects are frequent, such that every new level made me say "wow!" If they had merely added more levels in between it risks getting repetitive. And the music is not bespoke ambient techno created…

That's one of those complaints that makes you want to punch someone in the face. "Oh man, my wife is just too horny. It's terrible, she's never satisfied, I just have sex over and over and over with my wife and she just keeps wanting more. I'm sore and I haven't gotten a full night's sleep in weeks."

I can tell already that it's a hatchback. Damn it!

@CJinSD: I said assume $4.72 was a typo... it clearly costs $472

If you were racing a Porsche, you would pay it to shave off 10lbs.

@robertacuff: assuming $4 and 72 cents was a typo, I don't know a business anywhere that his different looking markups. That's how you make money when you sell 100 of something per year.

Are you guys joking? All he did was blend out the rear duct vents.