kaneshadow
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booooooooooooooooooo

Oh my god... I was just thinking to myself "That's the most horrendous thing ever done to a Camaro"... I just kind of assumed it was the new Camaro, since you know, KITT was a Firebird, keep it in the family a little... then I read the comments and realized it's a F'ing Mustang. For some reason, that's even worse.

... I'm so confused. I thought Porsche-Volkswagen-Audi was always the same company. Don't they share parts and platforms all the time??

I hear they hired Val Kilmer to get them 50 megawatts by the end of the month. He's working with that kid that looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. ...Oh come on, tell me you never noticed.

psh... only 1000HP with premium? Why bother? I could floor it and probably still remain conscious.

needs more motorized flaps. And some LED strips.

or even better, "How about a Jaguar, it looks like a Taurus!"

Fantastic article!

pushrods 4 life!

I think you guys are getting carried away... The body style is not a "deliberate slap in the face to conventional design," it's a mid-point between the angular old Skyline and the smooth new G35. The color is not "a mockery of wrenchers who first drove their cars in black primer," it's a fairly non-standard color

... I was completely wrong it's a 911 wheel. woopsie

@por-shuh: I find it odd that Porsche is so finicky about licensing to a definitive game like Gran Turismo but they have no problem putting their name on a schlock peripheral from Fanatec, and giving them the wheel out of a Cayenne no less?

The 2-shaft direct shift tranmission just like the GT-R huh? Not just like the Audi TT 4 years ago?

@akier: I very badly need to know if you're telling the truth, because my hunch is that at 10,000 RPM this thing will sound like you're driving a ride-on Makita drill. If it's really silent I'll actually start rooting for them to succeed.

@Turboner: you mean like "I was so drunk I didn't see the adam's apple"?

Clearly a 2009 A4 with the trunk photoshopped short.