“should stay the fuck out of this and stop interfering!”

best way to get the cops and/or military industrial complex to show up at your party

cant tell if thats a ‘come at me bro’ look or a ‘hey there sexeh’ look.  if I was into men I guess I would be scaroused

currently have nukes, prob not.  but in their religious documents its a fact that their alien overlord nuked some volcanos while they were prisons for souls.  err, or something like that.

they bounce between saying that the good book is the literal word of god that must be followed and stating the book is full of things open to interpretations when you point out they aren’t avoiding shell fish or stoning anyone. all the while not giving Muslims the same bendy timey whimey options so they can win an…

“you can fall into a hole and die, revive, and then plunge right back down that hole and slowly but surely inch your way forward”

Atari’s E.T. is that you?

https://jalopnik.com/heres-why-you-never-ever-use-a-trailer-hitch-to-pull-a-1769265863

interesting. I would hope the asshat patriot movement would be conserned with a sitting president commanding troops on american soil.

maybe someone should make a meme or two pointing this out. maybe mention empty Walmart buildings or something for good measure

I for one will not be happy with capitalism until the screen is covered in logos ala nascar driver jackets or cars

wait wat?  so it was, SOTU brought to you by..?  thats messed up.

I’m going to take that as an unintentional 9-11 joke. I’m horrible like that.

I find Rocket Bowl nice and the spouse loved it and although better than elf bowling I find they make a nice duo in the category of “wait this isnt really bowling is it..”

“I remember my grandparents bought a Wii just so they could play Wii Sports and the game they played the most was easily bowling. You don’t really have to teach people how to play it. Can your throw a bowling ball? Congratulations. You already know everything you need to know to play bowling in Wii Sports.”

My…

kill the sex worker is a popular trope because its a real happening thing. for both convenience and supposed morale reasons the poor working girls are quite the popular target.  addicts are also low hanging fruit.

I often forget to and then get bored half way thru a level thank gawd advance wars let you tweak that whenever you want

that passenger side airbag deployment will rival the invention of the pigeon-rat.

if it can do this, then I’m interested (I kid.. I like it regardless)

John Roberts? lets never forget..

fuck hipsters

local GROWER or GTFO. move south if you like coffee so much. a city guy buys some beans from over seas and roasts them local guarantees  nothing

I see what you did there. nice? depends on the meaning I guess.