My 15-year-old niece got a talking-to from her high school guidance counselor for the exact same thing. She’s “too confident in her answers,” and it upsets her male teachers. Because…they’re overly emotional, insecure crybabies, I guess?

And yet this freeloading leech hasn’t brought in a dime in 5 years.

Because if I have to acknowledge the likelihood that my parents had sex, it’s at least better to assume it was dutiful and joyless and only happened the once.

I got teased so hard the other day for having a family size bottle of Heinz in the fridge. I live by myself. I was not bothered one bit.

Have you met a cat? Your mere existence qualifies as "starting shit."

I agree. My husband got me a t-shirt that says, "Fuck you, you fucking fuck," and I think it's hysterical. I so wish that I could wear it in public, because the people who would get it would laugh. But the majority of people wouldn't get it, and would just be shocked, and I really don't want to go through my world…

Some airline let a guy travel with a T-shit that said: "Fuck bitches get money" all the way to Hawaii once. We saw him in at the car rental place. The guy had a little toddler girl with him. My husband was appaled that a father would wear such t-shirt in from of his daughter even if she does not read or can understand…

This. The scowl line in my forehead gets a little deeper every time people wear "offensive" shirts out in general public with little old ladies and small children present and act like petulant children when called on it. You aren't going to jail for it.. Thus your free speech is in tact. So is your poor taste.

Hah, I was feeling guilty that my second thought (after, "good on her for putting her experience out there in a matter-of-fact way,") was that the tabloids would be losing one of their go-to stories. Who and what shall replace it? J Anniston as the surprise surrogate?

At the rate he's going, this might be Coach Hunter's fate if his team gets to the Championship Game:

I like that big guy at 1:30 with the "We Are Montana" shirt who plants himself right there and goes apeshit after getting his high five.

It's not basically abuse, it is abuse. That owner is a dick.

hopefully it turns out better than that Elmo movie

Liam Neeson gets a pass on everything, because of this, which is one of the funniest things ever:

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This is what I like in a man....Balls that are deep underground and threaten the stability of nearby structure foundations.

Sometimes I think I'm the only adult in the world that says "may I please..." I always get great service because my home training stuck with me.

like, am I supposed to hate her? Because I've hated her from day one, for all the reasons. But her tacky-ass wannabe lisbeth look is definitely a big part of it.

LOL exactly! "I know you're not sure where we are right now, but you put my blue socks somewhere and I kind of need those..."

Someone on a train once gave me shit for reading "Through the Looking Glass" because "it's for kids." I responded with, "Yeah, and what are you reading right now?"