I was at a conference and at the end of the day they had a little prize drawing. My ticket got pulled so I had to choose between earrings or a small, southwest style decorative pot. For some reason as I took the pot I felt obligated to explain that I didn’t have pierced ears because they kept getting infected as a…

I’ll be happily casting my vote for Quist tomorrow. I worry about the turnout but since this race is getting national attention I hope my fellow Montanans get out and vote!

Wow, was that even a song? I was really hoping for “The Entertainer.”

Yeah, I immediately wanted to know what happened a year and a half ago.

I frequently develop lesson plans in my head, despite the fact that I am not a teacher.

And aborted fetuses. Now that’s good eatin’!

I’d forgotten Chicken Boo. Looks like I just found out how I’m wasting my last hour of work. To YouTube!

I hate the people that just want to make a statement and have no question. My favorite example is when I went to a lecture and panel presentation on the Treaty of Ghent (I could get extra credit from a history professor) and a guy stood up and said he didn’t see how this really mattered because of the occupation of…

I still watch the early seasons of Roseanne and I always think I just need to find a guy like Dan. Before that show fell apart, the Roseanne/Dan relationship was one of the best on television.

And yeah she would never walk up to a black person and say those things one-on-one because she’d be chicken, but she sure as hell does it when she is with a gang of like minded people. When she is protected by idiots in confederate flag pickup trucks she can let her true nature come out.

It is. Forget a balsamic sauce or a wine reduction, just give me a bottle of ketchup.

If I was good at photoshop I’d put a picture of myself in the driver seat and a bottle of ketchup in the passenger seat going over the edge like Thelma and Louise.

I have tried that. Usually when I am really hungry and waiting for my ketchup to come. And these are good steaks. People, I’m not proud to say I asked for ketchup with my wagyu steak in Las Vegas, but I did. I just love that sweet Heinz ketchup.

The ketchup enhances the flavor! I stand by this.

As a person who uses ketchup on steaks (medium) this is very concerning. Is it any better if I ask for ketchup sheepishly (the server always smiles and says ‘of course’) or even think about sneaking my own small bottle of ketchup into the restaurant but worry it would spill in my bag? I hope my acknowledging that my…

I love Andy Daly. We need more episodes of Review as well as more Comedy Bang Bang eps with Jason Mantzoukas. The build up to the reveal that Andy’s character is a murderer and/or suicidal is always funny.

I was looking for it, thinking it would be back in late January but then I saw a commercial saying April. April?! I don’t understand why they are taking such a long break. I only have a few shows I watch live so I hate it when they mess with me and my emotions!

Somebody should tell the basset hound’s owner to put a Sherlock Holmes hat on him, maybe a pipe in his mouth.

And you know he’ll be giving Jill the business all night long. Oh yeah.

Well, I hear more and more good things about this Lincoln guy too. Tall, strapping, articulate. I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes mainstream.