Yes, that is the stupidest part of the whole thing. ‘Would you be mad if I was talking about Hitler and the Nazi Party?’ You sound just like them, just replace Muslim with Jewish!!!! His argument is just so damn stupid.

I pretty much knew how everything worked when my mom had the talk with me, but I remember she talked about artificial insemination (I don’t know if that was in response to a question I’d asked or if she was just rambling). At the end of the conversation I asked if she had been artificially inseminated with me because…

My aunt is a nurse and happened to be on shift when her stepmother was in the hospital. She was in the room with her and suddenly my step grandmother sat up in bed and held her arms up to the ceiling. She said “mama!” in an excited voice and then fell back against the bed and took her last breath.

It's more expensive to eat healthy. I'm sure the Twinkie costume is only $15.

Plus the category was Things, not ‘weird phrases.’

Especially women named Watermelondrea who wanted to be hired by Raven-Symone for various jobs. If only she could extend the same courtesy to the millions of Le-a and Lemonjello’s of the world.

Some of the comments said they hoped the boy wasn't going to be gay now. So apparently if a boy sees adult male genitalia, he's gay for life. or maybe if a boy just sees the genitals of an adult gay man? These are probably the same kind of people who think it is gay if a father kisses his son.

If that’s a piggy nose then I guess I’ve got a snout! *throws self onto bed and cries*

No I totally laughed too. I can just imagine the earnestness behind it.

So how is it actually put back in? Does placing it in the socket lead to cells making a new connection with no further intervention? Or does the dentist have to do some sort of stitch thing?

Yeah, it makes me think she was all gung-ho and like “this is going to be a kick ass sign!” and then her markers ran dry and she didn’t have the time to go buy more and finish it. Still, good for her though!

I went to Bible camp when I was around 7. Not a sleepaway camp, just one of those weeklong summer programs. I remember two things: 1. that we had Koolaid and I was asking all the adults what flavor it was so I could have my parents buy it because it was so good and 2. That I refused to walk down the aisle of the…

The homeless person story reminded me of when I was having dinner at a restaurant and at the table next to me a woman was recounting her travel experiences and then said, “and I’d like to go to a 3rd world country sometime, just to see that poverty you know?” I told my friend it was like saying, ‘yeah, I’ve seen poor…

I feel like you can tell he is just so heartbroken. What parent wouldn’t be? But few parents have to still work in the national spotlight while dealing with horrible grief. Though I love the guy, I do not want him to run. I think he would be happiest remaining in politics but in a role that allows him to drop…

“Honey, why don’t you get over here and give these genitals a smooch.”

My hometown and surrounding areas has a major problem with alcohol. If someone dies before age 50, it is a very sure bet they drank themselves to death. I sometimes wish the obituaries would state the cause as alcoholism instead of liver failure, a brief illness, etc. We locals all know what the real cause is, but I…

I have the first type of dream but I am always having to round up my cats. There will usually be a tornado or big storm coming and I have to get my cats to the basement. I always debate getting a carrier or using a pillowcase to carry them down so I won't get scratched. Then of course I either can't find one or as I'm…

I actually realize it in the dream. The situation is usually that I’ve forgotten to attend a class I need to graduate from high school and I’m scrambling trying to find out if I could write some papers or do something to make it up (it always seems to be a writing class) and in the middle of the dream I’ll be like…

What sort of person goes to the trouble of having a car seat for a doll and then just leaves the doll in the hot car? “oh this is my baby, I need a car seat for her!....oh man I’m going to have to carry a lot of groceries. Well, better just leave her in the car” I think you have to go either all in (carrying that doll…

“Wow, this ship doesn’t get a lot of natural light. They should open the windows. Why is there a red tint and everything is in shadows? How strange, must be the director conveying tension. I wonder when they’ll pull into port? Wait...up periscope?! What does that....oh my god is this one of those underwater movies?!…