Stick to THE APOCALYPSE, Barry! No one cares about any of this stuff now!

What does a ”special teams quality control coach” do? Special teams coach I get, but what’s the quality control part?

That’s the face of someone who’s been putting up with a lot of shit, and realizes she’s got some thinkin’ to do.

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

It isn’t so much that his face stayed in motion when his skull stopped moving, more that his brain did. I don’t know that any helmet technology or rules change can prevent that from happening, and that is problematic.

Wait! How are you playing this without the decoder wheel to unlock the game?

“Yo bitch, get out from behind that desk so I can check out that fine ass.”

That’s pretty much USA political discourse right there.

The Yankees are just pissed that somebody has found a way to bring food into the stadium.

I can’t wait until Goodell suspends Eli for not protecting the shield.

Counterpoint:

please. -2.0, +/- .5

The trick is to injure and cauterize at the same time.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

Tank you very much for this update, Patrick.

now we just need a really really terrible white player to endorse Trump and this officially mirrors every other celebrity endorsement