“Don’t look at me!”

The constitution doesn’t apply to brown people. I don’t know how often real Americans need to explain this simple truth until libruls get it.

Schilling threatened to tell ‘the whole story’ to Rhode Island taxpayers.

someone should set up a safe space for the miami police to protect their feelings from the big mean politically incorrect miami dolphins players.

“in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job”

lol.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

Kind of fitting though that the worst game of the season was called by Berman and Dilfer

That was fantastic.

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

A side question: At what point did “Support the Troops” morph into “Worship the Military?”

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

“lazy assholes”

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

Antonio Sabato Jr.

You’re being chased by 100 cops, your life is over, you may be facing the electric chair. Maybe you just want a temporary respite from losing everything you ever had by listening to someone having an even worse day in John Fucking Starks go 2-18 from the floor.