Air Seinfelds

Easy way to solve this: all media reports should headline contract offers with the guaranteed money. That’s it. No one is getting a 6/$114 million contract and seeing the whole thing through. Just report the guarantee and that’s it. The rest is puffery.

Underrated and overrated are the worst categories in sports journalism. “Is Steph Curry’s defense better or worse than your perception of the public’s perception of Steph Curry’s defense?”

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

“Final question: please solve the cord cutting problem.”

It’s crazy to me about the double standard people hold for athletes. A kid tweets out something stupid and it’s “Character concerns” and “maturity issues.” A full grown man tweets out some piss baby rant and it’s “Kids these days need to toughen up!”

God I couldn’t tell that the show title in the headline was fake because it is FOX.

Yeah, but Lebron needs to be careful. There’s always some unforeseen catch when you use that shriveled monkey hand.

JJ Watt is that guy who always posts they are going to the gym on facebook.

I come to Deadspin.com for poop jokes and lowlight reels.

Hey now, British troops could fill our streets any time now with muskets drawn and when that happens, how could we possibly defend ourselves?

Who Gat

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

I hope Bryce Harper sent Puig a box of his Make Baseball Fun Again hats.

Bang.

BUY BUY BUY

UNC players should look at the bright side. It’s not like they have to get back to class this week.