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KamikazeCarl
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lemmie help

He’ll be fine

Just imagine what it’ll do for their self-confidence after they slay the balrog.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Wish I could say I’m shocked about a fellow Sox fan being a complete moron... 

It makes me feel like a bad person, but my personal “always LOL” one is the one of those two little girls at Christmas whose fairy toy flies directly into the fireplace.

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

A fellow owner of the entire series on VHS!

Well of COURSE it’s Florida

You can’t back up Splatoon to the cloud. There are a few games that cannot be backed up.

Being polite on the internet high five!

you’d have to play borderlands to get something like that. 

As it deserves to be.

diablo on the couch, diablo on the go, diablo on the toilet. So excited! 

Come on Project X Zone 3!
I need more nutty cross-world shenanigans

How has Deadspin failed to feature a “The Correct Height to Wear Your Pants” article?

For everyone asking me where it was - it was just outside KCMO and I believe it was this place (admittedly, this was before my kids were born and I have dad brain now, so of course I don’t remember):