I’ve never had any reason to do any of those things, but at least the Switch menu is responsive and not full of ads.  

That’s what everyone said to him before the housing crash too. Look who was right there. 

You want a fun experience go play some nintendo games or pick your own friends to play with online.

I’d like to point out that the person you are defending also put vodka into her cat’s mouth...so yeah, she can go fuck herself.  

“When you think of dragons, you think of a powerful creature like Charizard.”

This is definitely more of a Brazilian government problem than a Nintendo problem.

I really wish more games had some sort of middle ground between HARDCORE SRS GAMERZ ONLY PERMADEATH and ‘basically no consequences for human wave tactics’. Like, something where characters get injured if they get KOd in battle and they need to sit out X number of battles to heal, but I can bring them along to a battle…

If your employer openly advertises that it’s going to work you harder, it should probably pay you higher wages.

I agree, but I also respect people's choice to feel uneasy around large firearms. 

Meh, I kinda feel like the outfit and the photographer are enough of a sign to say “not going on a rampage, just taking pictures”

I’m going to assume you missed the context for my comment. The presidential libraries don’t have an online payment system, therefore I have to pay by either sending my credit card info over email or over the phone. I prefer over the phone, obviously.

Well sure, but then, mario is a metroidvania, all the zeldas are metroidvania, god of war (2018) is a metroidvania, uhhh, horizon zero dawn is a metroidvania.

Like the terms you’re describing are too generic and also people don’t actually think of zelda as a metroidvania. They don’t even think of metroid prime as a…

Because for 98% or so of the population it provides a good way to help narrow down someone’s identity.

I was going to google Ouya to make some jokes about that but then this happened and that’s good enough for me

Please never take your own life. You have no idea the impact it will have on the people around you.

One of my best friends took their life earlier this year and I’m still fucked up from it.

The few times I’d seen maiko or geiko, they’d be there one second and gone the next. I got a chance to take a photo once, quietly from behind and when there was no one around. But someone more familiar with geiko later said that they were probably henshin. Ah well...

FF7 already *has* been officially remastered. Said remaster is of the same vein as what they’re doing with FF8 and what they’ve done with FF9.

“had a skin swap” There ya go, don’t have a skin swap before you go swimming.

Best I recall it was one of those things you just had to find in the world. Like in a side room of a cave or something that you didn’t have to go through to progress.