As an alumni of UAlbany, I forgot we had sports.

The fact that Hooley hit the game winner after all he went through this year makes the ending even better.

Nah. Lifehacker, which I enjoy very much, tends to presume a level of technological sophistication on the part of its readers. To wit: "Should I Use a DIY PC for My NAS or Buy an Enclosure?" is a question that takes as a given that

How do I stop surfing the web and start getting some actual work done?

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Needs to work on: Too slow.

Fisher with that low-key shade.

I don't see John Idzik and Woody Johnson anywhere in that clip.

He needs to talk to Bill Cosby about how to cover up rape.

This is answered. Click on the transcription.

I'm sorry.

Coach: Osweiler!
(goes and gets helmet)

"Alright, here we go! Osweiler's time to shi......fuck!"

Bullshit! If you've read a Simmons column, you know he is completely oblivious to the concept of scissors.