Being a Kings fan is an exercise in managing constant, crushing disappointment. Aside from one anomalous stretch in…
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The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.
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As more and more things become connected to the internet, they all become more susceptible to hackers. So it should…
It actually originally said cocaine.
I drink water, too. Read more
Netflix’s content library isn’t just getting smaller, it’s also increasingly losing its best movies. The Streaming…
This fits in so well with my life as a Bills fan: Fitz looks all-pro against the Bills, then looks like this the next week. Meanwhile in Buffalo, they somehow manage to make Carson Palmer look like, well, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Right when I think I’m out, they pull me back in and slam me through a folding table. Read more
The Los Angeles Rams started their season off with a robust fart noise Monday night, as the rebuilding San Francisco…
Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula). Read more
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years
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Fuck you, guns. And douchebags with guns. RIP Will. Read more
This is really messed up. I'm on the corner where it happened. People are saying it was a fender bender that got heated. I was here when they took his wife away on a stretcher. She was yelling for Will. Really tragic. Read more
Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole. Read more
As an Indianapolis resident, I can report that there are quite a few big dicks flopping around town right now. (Walks past Peter King and Mike Florio waiting in line for brunch.) Read more
That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was. Read more
Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well.. Read more
I posted a link to this article on my Facebook, inviting my slutty friends (of which there are many) to join my fianceé Andrew in recreating/photo-video documenting this position:
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Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner... Read more