Nah. Lifehacker, which I enjoy very much, tends to presume a level of technological sophistication on the part of its readers. To wit: "Should I Use a DIY PC for My NAS or Buy an Enclosure?" is a question that takes as a given that

How do I stop surfing the web and start getting some actual work done?

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Needs to work on: Too slow.

Fisher with that low-key shade.

I don't see John Idzik and Woody Johnson anywhere in that clip.

He needs to talk to Bill Cosby about how to cover up rape.

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I'm sorry.

Coach: Osweiler!
(goes and gets helmet)

"Alright, here we go! Osweiler's time to shi......fuck!"

Bullshit! If you've read a Simmons column, you know he is completely oblivious to the concept of scissors.

That dumbass had a photo of himself in full gear with his team logo in plain view?

"What the fuck is a 'Full House?'" -Miami Heat fans