As a Spurs fan, I watched this with all the horror of the Foley family watching a handcuffed Mick get his head caved by in The Rock. I know it’s one road game in January and without Timmy shoring up the post, but man....tonight was not a good omen.

Smoothies are NOT a super healthy snack. They are loaded with SUGAR. You really should only drink smoothies two to three times a week. Or a very small one, like 8oz once a day.

Hercules was most likely not super amped about baking George Washington a birthday cake since he actually ran away on Washington’s birthday.

Well it wasn’t all that criminal compared to beating a wife or child. Sounds kind of boring and low-key to me.

Stay strong, they have to get better at some point.

With the glare and heart thing in the background, he looks like a hunchback.

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

So he’s just as much as an idiot as his father who impersonated a cop... No surprise, money can’t buy brains after all.

Between that and the bit about menstral cycles, I need to ask: um, guys, is there a part of making sushi where you shove it in your vagina? Because if so, I’ve been doing this all wrong.

To this day I want to know what sick, demented people find that line sexy. It makes my skin crawl.

DUDE! Make X-Men Wolverine star as Christian Grey :D :D :D :D

Thank you for sharing that. It takes a strong person not to perpetuate violence. I hope I can be that strong one day.

It was. SO uncomfortable. Several times I caught myself thinking "get out of there, you're going to get caught!" and then going ... wait, he's the bad guy. He just murdered that lady. I WANT HIM TO BE CAUGHT.

As the lone Dornan defender on staff, I agree.

I think I can imagine him being that uber-masculine dominating force of nature... In fact, I will. Right now.

I'm disappointed her "inner goddess" wasn't a hologram situation.

"I would like to fuck you into the middle of next week" — he says that? oh lord, he says that? Script writer, may your pen shrivel and wilt.