if you eat leftover sliders you deserve whatever happens to you

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

Any other fast food item is to be binged in a disgusting display shortly after purchase and then thrown away out in the dumpster so your spouse does not see what you’ve done again

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

If you dislike reheated pizza, it’s only because you have never reheated pizza in a skillet on the stove.

This is just a legal hold in anticipation of litigation.

The fact he has to tell them not to is standard for any institution under investigation or anticipating investigation. Pretty standard stuff, but hey you run with it as you will.

That kid’s gonna have good Compubox numbers.

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

So, soup for dinner?

He was really asking to get belted.

Close- Spokane is north of Pullman.

Pullman’s like the anti-New York, New York: if you can’t make it there, you can’t make it anywhere.

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Chicago also needs actual pizza to replace its casserole.

If I wanted a salad, I’d order one. Get that shit off my hot dog, you rubes.

I love how this pivots to shitting on Boston. There’s nothing those of us in flyover country love more than Pretentious East Coast In-Fighting.

This game is more worthy of the Gowanus Canal.

Gross, no. I said empathy issues, not mental issues.