Unlike Brady, Manning is not a fancy dog. He's the kind of dog you can have a beer with.

I don't get it.

They didn't violate their injunction, though.

‘Eh, my time to penis is about 14 minutes on the average.’

Okay. Not sure what your point is.

Apparently the girlfriend didn't immediately want to cooperate with the investigation.

Yeah, as a Cowboys fan, D-Ware getting his ring was the feel-good story of the night for me.

No joke. You have a tiny dick.

I’m not interested in people who play coy, either. Sorry, but I'm just out of your (and your tiny dick's) league.

I guess my biggest problem is that I have a hard time walking away from a puzzle I don’t get until I've figured it out, and it’s doubly so in this game because that puzzle I don’t get might be trying to teach me something I need to know for other puzzles, so if I don’t solve it, I’m locked out elsewhere. It means I…

I know you’ve been stalking me, but I feel like I should be up-front with you: I'm not into tiny dicks.

All you're proving is that you have a tiny dick.

I bet you are. Guys with tiny dicks are always on the defensive.

One is word-of-mouth. The other is solid photographic evidence proving the extent of his injury. I don’t understand why you’re having such a difficult time getting enough blood to your brain to understand this.

The difference is literally what I just stated. Which would you find to be a greater invasion of your privacy? A description of your tiny dick that may or may not be true, or actual photographic evidence of your tiny dick?

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

Have you started it? If so, what are your thoughts? I was really excited for it, but so far it hasn't clicked with me at all. I want to like it, but every time I go to load it up I end up deciding to play something else instead.

Man, you're worse than she is.

before my son Rohan wakes.

For what it's worth, the PC version isn't playable with a controller (except the Steam controller) because the UI is designed specifically for K&M, so that doesn't bode well for a console port.