“cakes”

Not just martial arts.  Tennis and baseball coaches teach the same thing, because studies show vocalizing your exertion helps maximize speed and power.  

It’s a neat idea, but I have to wonder about the accuracy with which it measures the impacts.  

you idiots really don’t get that people want to work using these fucking apps right?

There’s no way somebody that busy needs to or even has the time to work full time as a ride share driver.

Partial Remake?

Pictured: The ghost of Anne Carroll Moore expressing her opinions on If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. 

So keep pointing out examples of older console games with game-crashing bugs. There are many more examples of games that came out on systems where downloadable patches are possible.

Microsoft has already said their next console will be backwards and forward compatible.  

What you want is unreasonable given the scope and complexity of modern video games. If games didn’t get patches today, the inevitable result would be broken games, not some Utopian vision of perfect games that work perfectly for everyone right out of the box.

It reminds me of The Witness: dripping with mystery and atmosphere, but too opaque for me to find anything to latch onto. You solve a couple of puzzles, some things happen, and then you’re just left wondering “what does that have to do with anything?”

Control is a TPS, not an FPS.  Other than that, I agree, it’s fantastic.  

I keep going back to Outer Wilds, playing for an hour or so, and then bouncing off of it. Every couple of weeks I’ll go back, thinking maybe things will click this time, but so far no joy.

This is why you always hit the air horn just before the finish of the final lap.  It costs you nothing, and it might just save you a win.  

That might be true if the prompt actually told you it was overwriting save data, rather than just creating a new save file.

This is almost certainly running in the original Java version of the game, so it’s likely PC only.  

You seem to have missed the joke, which is that games are software, and so you expect them to be patched. Patching films while still in theaters is a new, and frankly bizarre phenomenon, and so it works better as an excuse for the unusual act of patching a blog post.

I guess this sort of thing was inevitable given the state of the company and the people “running” things, but this still really sucks.

No, you gotta get to the abandoned workshop to get the second blade.  There’s just a force echo across the pipes and the three fans.  One of the big ones that upgrades your life or force power, I forget which.  

But he’s also a musical smartass