Oh, don’t you worry. This “Episodic Remaster” will never actually be finished, bet.

Whereas you’re out here doing stupid things for free, like a real artist.  

I’m frankly more disturbed by how high up your television is.  

So the Pope punished inappropriate touching with a slap on the wrist. What else is new?

Update (2:50 PM EST) 2K Games has confirmed via a Twitter post that they have fixed the crashing bug players were facing this morning since the new year started. However, players are still reporting other issues and some crashes.

So to say an all powerful superhero would be bored is just a lazy ass story arc.

Fucking pig.

What I see is a vent that has become even more effective at venting.  Think of it as a lifehack.

There’s plenty of good rock and rock-adjacent music out there. It’s just that American culture (as conceived by the baby boomers) likes to pretend that rock music forms the backbone of popular musical culture, and that just really hasn’t been the case for, oh, 25 years or so.  Once you accept that, you realize that…

I just wish it was more of an RPG where you can design and mold your character how you want, and have more choices to make with how the story goes.

More like people just go to Steam to get PC games because Steam is the first place people think of to get PC games.

Literally nothing about DC’s shitfest is Cavill’s fault. There’s only so much you can polish a turd, and those scripts were turds. No performance could have saved them.

Paxton is the one that’s been killed by an Xenomorph, a Predator, and a Terminator.  

Bruh, the struggle is real. I saw it Friday, and I’m still reeling. Like, I want to believe it never happened, but it did, and I don’t know how to reconcile that. lol

Remember when satire was still possible?  I miss those days.  

Reasonably sure I never said he was not working “against the country” (whatever that means).

I always tell people Mass Effect: Andromeda’s only real problem is that it’s a great 30 hour game that takes 80 hours to play.  

You’ve read 1 book and played 1 game. I don’t want to sound antagonistic here, but in what world do you think you’re qualified to talk about the franchise as a whole?

Fine. Allow me to politely invite you climb up your own ass and disappear.

No one’s telling you what to do.  Lighten the fuck up.