Is this only on Apple Arcade?  It sounds like something I’d be into.  I’m with you 100% on the soothing effects of growing things.  

Just seal up the exits and turn off the utilities.  Let the rich eat each other.  

I’ve got a list of scientists you can “listen to” who will tell you that climate change is NOT caused by man releasing too much CO2 into the atmosphere. Will you “listen” to them..?

real fans

Same.

Historically, socially, and culturally, “rural justice” in America is racist.

Wiped me out for about 3 weeks the summer after high school.  Got so bad my mom was convinced I had leukemia by the time the doctor diagnosed me.  

No one’s mocking him for not playing.  We’re mocking him for looking like a huge dweeb.  

Yeah, it’s funny how historical, social, and cultural context matters.

event attendees were not told in advance where the event is or who’s actually hosting it, and have instead been instructed to simply “arrive at a parking place in Palo Alto, from which they will be transported to the event.”

My favorite part of all of this is that no one says Hispanic anymore, and it’s generally considered just a step or two above a racial slur.

You’ve since racked up a lot more dues.  Big Ben alone is worth another quarter century on the shitpile.  

For $50, no rumble and no battery means no good.  

I assume it fits into the same housing as the JoyCons if you’re using it as a wireless controller in docked mode?

Of course not.  You should root for the Steelers to be the worst team ever.  

That’s the ticket I’ve been hoping for the past few months.  

Sports media isn’t driven by reporters. It’s driven by analysts, because that’s what fills the airwaves, the newspaper columns, and the internet, and because there’s not usually all that much to actually report.

Because this is objectively hilarious.

Maybe, but if his falling on the sword is what it takes to reveal Biden as the fraud he is, then so be it.