kalyarn

9/27/19

I remember going to sleep that night that thinking, “Tomorrow morning I’m going to wake up and for maybe 1 to 2 seconds I’m not going to remember what happened, and that that will be the last time for a long time I won’t know how awful this is.” Treasuring that last split second of ignorance helped me fall asleep.

9/27/19

This deserves more stars.

9/24/19

She’s going to keep it grey?

9/22/19

“WE GOT HIM!”

9/19/19

Oh god, I’m going to vomit.

9/17/19

Can we give him one tiny little star because he actually namechecked Khashoggi? It seems so trivial to remember when a country who is supposed to be an ally literally butchered a resident and journalist of yours, and yet he’s it feels like he’s been lost down the memory hole.

9/17/19

Did he ever have non-trumpster fire hair?

9/17/19

Maybe rats from sinking ships? Or in this case, sinking burning exploding rotting dumpster barges?

9/16/19

Not licking the boot is a bootable offense.

9/9/19

Honky is the one that really cuts deep. Why can’t people leave the size of my nose of it?

9/8/19

Don’t the Raiders end up with less than nothing since they lose those picks? Or do they get compensated for them in some way?

9/6/19

Oh man, I thought you were going to say he caught the crowbar perfectly between the joists to leave him hanging on above the floor below.

9/1/19

Interesting. I feel like I never need to hear any Sublime song ever again, but Lana Del Rey did inject some new life into that song.

9/1/19

Isn’t Craig T. Nelson in there?

9/1/19

Didn’t a White House flack do this to Cuomo on CNN the other day? “Trump has never lied” is a fascinating late-stage Trump defense. Late-stage in this case meaning it feels like Trump has been president for three billion years and the only thing that can save us is the heat death of the universe.

8/31/19

Is Michelle Malkin still a thing?

8/25/19

It would be better if we could pay the players in specific “Team Money”, like Bills Bucks and Cardinals Cash, redeemable at team owned shops. You know Jerry Jones would go for this in a second.

8/12/19

(yes, foil is the best)

8/9/19

So, are there just a lot more position players pitching this year or is Deadspin just covering them more? Because I feel like there’s a story like this almost every day now.

7/30/19

Men = Everyone