I think it can be cunning, just not from Trump. Miller or whomever has told him there’s nothing to hold him back, here’s your phone, your fans love it. Trump is a wind-up toy, but I do think there’s some thought put into in the background.

I have fond memories from my youth of walking through the forests of Maine to find freshly opened deer chrysalis and then hearing moose calls in the distance.

So the creative part was where he pretended Kobe didn’t rape her?

Nothing like having Dr. Lecter sing you a lullaby to bring you peace.

Not exactly, unless sheriffs have the kind of discretion that DAs do in choosing who they charge. Don’t sheriffs have to carry out what they are told to do, they don’t get that kind of discretion?

Please take this in the nicest way possible from a Manhattanite, but fuuuuuck youuuuuuu.

Maybe I’m being too extreme, but I think the people suggesting this for the kids should be executed for even considering it. It’s just something about treating kids poorly that makes me unreasonable, I guess. I feel the same way every time I hear about Texas admins trying to rewrite history books about slavery or take…

The US could easily and completely defeat Iran if Iran attacked/invaded/whatever another country. What Trump et al wants to do is invade Iran which where you get the quagmire you are talking about - that’s why Iran is no threat to the US, unless we decide to go into their home and try to oust them. The military brass…

Hasn’t Deadspin proven repeatedly that this man has no pages?

“Please, children, scooch closer. Don’t make me tell you again about the scooching. You in the red, chop-chop.” 

This is excellent.

Um, how about Immigration? There have always been this level of extremists in the GOP, the Stephen Millers, etc, but they have never run the whole show. Please let me know when past leaders of the GOP were proposing to close the southern border, separated thousands of kids from their families, and, as we’ve just…

Yikes. The “center” has been pulled so far right as the GOP has become more and more extreme that Centrists are a lot worse than they used to be. Dragging them back to the left is essential.

But it’s FREEEEEEEEEE!!!

I originally read this as “I’m ready to eat WITH anyone who has wronged me,” but cannibalism makes more sense.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

I sent this to one friend who’s a mom and she is canceling her tickets now.

I’m stealing this.

I think about this a lot, especially in regards to his kids. I know a lot of rich people fob their kids off to the help for large majorities of time, but I would imagine it’s more like Victorian times for his kids. I can’t picture him at any point walking in at bedtime and spending just ten minutes to read a picture…

Literally no one forgets that.