That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

It’s not really that impressive when you consider that anywhere a ball lands at a Cavs home game is going to qualify as “hell.”

Rodgers only wants his front office to be responsible. They probably knew how much Nelson would cost against the cap. But it wouldn’t hurt to discount double check.

This argument was supposedly over Bayatpour “ridiculing” Jordan’s fiancée Madeline Anderson, who also works with Bayatpour at WITI.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

he knows he could have found a job with his physics degree.

Holy shit, this was special. I was a ball boy back when Andre was at American University. I remember him so fondly. I spent half the game on the phone with my father - an alum and season ticket holder for almost 40 years - both of geeking us, so proud.

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

I told my kids they could each say ONE time during the week, “Come on, Dad, it’s Spring Break,” and then they would get whatever they were begging for. Usually they kept it in their pocket until the last day and they’d get that morning ice cream.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Everyone came to the game to see the refs, no one cares about those players

Krzyzewski, like every other men’s basketball coach and athletic director in Division I, is the NCAA.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

Can I take this opportunity to mention how the Raiders had the first pick in a draft that included first-ballot Hall of Famers at five different positions (Calvin Johnson, Joe Thomas, Adrian Peterson, Patrick Willis, and Darrelle Revis) and took JaMarcus Russell first overall?

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

we’ll update with his condition, but it’s safe to assume he’s got a concussion at the very least.