Good take from Bob Costas:

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Definitely don’t ask why a woman doesn’t return your interest. It’s creepy and rude. Nobody owes you an explanation.

Russ Westbrook and Carmelo are going to be like Adolf and Eva Braun. Things might start out great but ultimately, there’s still only one ball between them.

Fuck this guy. Brian McCann, Dustin Pedroia, and Brett Gardner didn’t fight their entire careers so this asshole could smile after hitting a dinger. These warriors take the game seriously, as should this career minor leaguer.

as opposed to sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.

It’s like that classic Nathan Hale quote when his British executioner asked the colonial war hero how he felt about being a spy who was caught and about to be hanged. Hale replied, “I only regret that.”

After Thomas reached the milestone, there wasn’t much of an acknowledgement

What i like about this bears team is that THEY decide when their bye week is. not the NFL

When mom says you can’t go to get ice cream afterwards if you lose the game

I don’t know, the male lions stay home and sleep all day, while the female lions do all the hunting, sound like USA soccer to me.

+1 star, oh no wait, it’s saying I removed a star. Ok I’ll reload the page I guess

+1 auto-play video that i want to light on fire oh shit now i’ve scrolled to a different article i guess

+1 slow-loading ad on mobile that makes the nav jump

Well, Simba became king because of who his dad was too.

You want highlight truther takes that disparage some 20-year-old kid playing keeper for a Div-II soccer team in wherever the fuck Stonehill is? I’m here for it:

Just waiting on the paint to come in (It hasn’t been ordered).

Born between 1995 and 2012, Generation Z is considered to be independent and competitive workers who want to write their own job description and work for organizations with similar social values. 

Yeah, like he’s cool.

a book with his TED Talk father David