kalwilliam
kalwilliam
kalwilliam

Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

Andrea heard the initial brief. She was filling in for Richard who was off work. I am 100% serious.

Of course he is. The Honorable Judge Cock Scrote was completely slammed.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

The judge assigned to Draymond Green’s case is named Richard Ball. I am not making this up.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

The timing on this reboot couldn’t be better.

One thing I’d note is to be mindful of the fact that your phone vibrates when you encounter a Pokemon. I only played for a few days before I got kind of bored of it, but I have seen so many others walking around with the faces glued to their phones. Toss it in your pocket and enjoy your surroundings (Or more

Hmm, can't argue with that.

Obviously, all dongs have a little curve to them

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

That’s nothing. I rummage through recycle bins to put the plastic bottles in the regular garbage.

Clearly your family does not rule and instead just has a bunch of nagging directives.

Good idea. I buy cases of bottled water weekly, pour them out and fill the with gas to fill up my F250. I’ll make sure to snap photos and send to A. Walker.

Thanks for the heads up - bought just to throw away, unused.

My favorite baseball video game ever. Nick Nohart’s my dude. My cousin once spent an entire summer renaming all the bootleg names to their ‘92 season accurate counterparts. Then the file was corrupted and the names were lost. I’ve never seen a 12 year old curse so much in my life. I was 7. It was great, the game and