Brexit is a dance where you promise the room that if they vote to do it, it’ll be awesome and then they do... and you switch off the light, turn down the music and everyone goes, “Uh, where are we and what’s going on?”

“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

“If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.”

Damn. And I was really hoping Rose’s career wasn’t over.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

True warriors seek out the greatest opponents to smite

How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?

Pete Carroll when asked for life advice: Pass

Draymond Green could have kicked Messi in the balls. Probably a more effective strategy.

Looks great with any pair of basic old-ass sneakers:

Probably this guys heartbeat.