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Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

“Disagree!”

We hear a lot about “personal responsibility” when it comes to rape victims as well. Somehow, rapists never have a responsibility not to rape, but rape victims are always entirely responsible for avoiding getting themselves raped. And drunk rapists aren’t responsible for their actions because of the alcohol, but drunk…

Hook up/party culture and sexual promiscuity are the shit head dog whistle for “she was a slut and she wanted it. I didn’t do anything wrong.”

Good. God.

I’ve been shattered by the party culture and risk taking behavior that I briefly experienced in my four months at school.

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

U nd ur brahs don’t go out for ‘chos and ‘za?

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Pictured: Radio Television Hong Kong HQ.

Bonus points for ingenuity, but this goes against the lazy man’s code.

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

1. Delete all tweets.

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.