kalwilliam
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kalwilliam

Bang.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

I love watching sports live, but I also love to relive the magic of a great play or a brutal block over and over

I stood up to wipe my ass until about a year ago.

I turned 29 a couple weeks ago

Are you a man, or an actual finger?

Men also work at Jezebel. Well, one does.

In the spirit of equality, let’s do a ranking of boobies.

[stacks cups]

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

how waffle

It’s nice to see his manager pissed on his behalf.

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Also responsible for the greatest commercial of all time

Dabbing Dipshit Dibs Dumb Debate, Dismisses Dabbling Doofus Dibble

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.