Also responsible for the greatest commercial of all time

Dabbing Dipshit Dibs Dumb Debate, Dismisses Dabbling Doofus Dibble

Yes, I think Barry’s going after the Browns Exclusionary Principle, that says a competent QB can never occupy the Browns’ huddle

I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

The new format for amazon deals hurts my eyes compared with everything else listed.

The new format for amazon deals hurts my eyes compared with everything else listed.

Huh...Sees an object flying through the sky that he couldn’t make out at first glance? Bet he wishes he could....

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

Titles like this should be outlawed.

What, you mean Alan Menken’s scores are awesome outside of animation? Who would’ve known?

Personally, I would love to watch a live stream of Goose Gossage’s head exploding as someone explained to him what GoFundMe is.

This tweet has always been a mystery to me. The hamburger makes me think the guy was Raymond Felton, but the fact that it was smashed makes me think it also might have been Ty Lawson.

He’s in the corner, hidden behind the basket.

Musketeers done in by three.

“Foiled again!”

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

Dwight Howard Scouting Report

As a fellow disgusting sweaty male let me just say: undershirts do NOTHING for a guy who sweats that much. They can wick the equivalent of lake superior but you’re still going to be a nasty mess. My wife will flat out refuse to slowdance with me at weddings after a certain point in the evening because I get so sweaty.