The first time you get grabbed, hit, or try to hit someone should not be when someone is attacking you for real. Take a class.

I prefer all of these things to being next to someone wearing lots of perfume and cologne. 

Fox at the Hen house? That always goes well.

Are you literally asking for a safe space from a blog post

counterpoint: as an adult male, I’m capable of using the bathroom without pissing all over my hands.

If you’re thinking a butter knife than no, it won’t cut you as easily. But a dull chef knife causes lots of problems and potential injuries.

If you’re thinking a butter knife than no, it won’t cut you as easily. But a dull chef knife causes lots of problems…

I tell people that if the dog and I are in the water and Mrs Lizardo only has one life preserver, I better know how to swim.

After volunteering for years at a high-kill animal control facility, we’ve never had a “normal” dog; they’ve all come with the issues of dogs who’ve been in a shelter for long periods of time. My husband has been exasperated with our dogs (we’re down to two...a 15-year-old chow we’ve had since he was 7 days old as a…

Not all dogs are okay with cats, but many are. I have two cats and a dog and while one cat just tolerates the dog (when she’s in a good mood), my other cat is best friends with my dog. So you can definitely have both as long as you have the right breed and temperament (my dog is a cattle dog, so low prey drive but…

To me, the dog issue is neither here nor there; your response to it, on the other hand, is hugely telling.

i have some advice: dump the guy who wrote the letter. too many people dump animals for people - and chances are, if someone makes you dump a pet, they’re a horrible person.

As a Dog Person, I would never contemplate marrying someone who disliked dogs. And someone who asked me to get rid of my dog...yeah, bye. I’ve known her longer, she already lives here. You don’t.

I hate it when people do this. “I had a bad experience with a dog when I was five, so I can never be around them again.” “My dad forced me to go in the pool before I was ready, so water is a no go for the rest of my life.” “A masked gorilla scared me at Halloween as a toddler, so to this day I keep trick-or-treaters…

You don’t deserve love.

The letter writer should go get therapy, and the couple should put their wedding plans on hold until they make a decision about how to handle this difference. Under no circumstances should the fiancee be expected to get rid of her dogs — she’s made a lifelong commitment to care for them.

I think the discussion of weapons often kind of bypasses a key point. People should train even if it’s just a couple of classes at the rec centre. If you don’t practice, bringing a weapon isn’t going to help and may well make things worse. I can fight with a rolled up magazine because I’ve spent a lot of time training…

Sword canes are illegal in my state. I do own one (purchased before the law was in place) but it sits in my closet. My fighting cane, as I call it, is metal, adjustable in length, with a hard wooden ball handle that can land a nasty blow. I’d rather use it than a sword cane, really. And I can’t get in trouble with the…

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

‘No longer silent, we will be heard’. Are yo fucking kidding me? You guys never shut up!

So, what I get from your comment is that even people legitimately diagnosed with Celiac Disease can be assholes.