Thanks, no. That is why when a woman tells you oral doesn’t do it for her and is very sure about it, you don’t insist on doing it anyway because you think you’re special.

Good ol’ fashioned fingerbanging is highly underrated, in my opinion. See also: morning sex and over the clothes play.

Tedious! Exactly the word. There’s nothing for me to do, see, touch but the back of his head. Not getting much excitement from that.

Ugh, me too. I find myself way too worried about how long it’s taking and whether or not the guy is enjoying or hating it. And then I get mad at myself for prioritizing his comfort over my enjoyment. And both of these things absolutely kill my ability to orgasm.

Ditto. Many dudes have tried, none have succeeded (so it’s not them, it’s me). The worst is when they take it as a challenge and I’m stuck there, wishing I could figure out a way to politely browse on my phone until they finish and we can get to the stuff that does get me off.

Am I the only one who can’t enjoy it because it is positively overwhelming, but only in an anxiety ridden my body has gone numb feeling? I don’t find it that pleasureable, I’m just far too sensitive for it. I’ve yet to convince my Dude to like, ‘ease up’ on me.

Yeah, every time I read another article or blog post about how oral sex is the only thing that all women can agree on, yay oral sex, men who don’t perform oral sex are “effectively refus[ing] to give women orgasms from sex,” I feel like a bigger and bigger weirdo. I don’t want it. I don’t enjoy it. Stop trying to tell…

Those are some of the positives - the being truthful to yourself, no accidental pregnancy, sharing clothes, and lower STD occurrences. I still get annoyed when straight women proclaim “it would be so much easier to be a lesbian” after a bad breakup. I really dislike having to come out constantly, have the validity of…

Nah, I got you. I like oral okay, but personally I prefer a good ol’ fashioned fingerbang. It always works! Maybe I’m weird?

Yes! And When guys tell you they’re amazing at it! *eyeroll*

YEH #1 THING DUDES NEED TO LEARN...stop asking if I’m there yet because the minute you say that it’s like letting all the air out of a balloon and having to start over again.

I have never ONCe asked a dude if he was there yet. It’s rude.

I used to actively refuse it cause it did NOTHING for me. Only two people have ever gotten anywhere. It’s cool not to like it, but fun to try again every now and then. The key I found is to be TOTALLY relaxed, which is super hard. So it may just not work for some people.

I found that highly suspect as well. He was probably doing some n00b shit like being too rough with the clit and she pissed on him to make him stop.

I have 3 thoughts:

Heroin addicts remaining heroin addicts will cost you more in the long run.

The stupidity of this comment is actually amazing.

Decriminalizing drugs is a very good thing.

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE! Ugh, I’m so sorry. Eff that noise.

Just don’t forget to rinse the bowl out when you’re done, Chrissy. I swear to God, you could construct skyscrapers out of that shit when it’s left in the sink.

I’m guilty of *thinking* that maybe someone whose pregnant shouldn’t be consuming XYZ, but the gall to actually say it out loud is...wow. I typically keep my trap shut because I’ve never been pregnant, know nothing about pregnancy, and honestly pose these things as questions in my head. (“Should she be consuming 8…