This was my first thought as well. But then my first thought on anything often involves Python, so.

Listening to someone whine about their lactose intolerance: “Uh huh. And........?”

In history class: “The black death? Pffft...”

You can also get if from prairie dogs! Don’t pet the prairie dogs.

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

Of course she did. Her not speaking out against Scientology was probably part of the deal she made with Tom Cruise so that she could keep her kid, unlike poor Nicole Kidman. I’m also convinced Holmes was only able to swing such a deal because she had dirt on Tom.

They seriously seemed to forget that she was a real human child and not a public prop for a minute there...

How does this even happen ? No one at Billboard read that and thought “This might be an awful idea” ? Is a teenager running their social media ?

That is spectacularly disgusting, even by paparazzi standards.

A toddler blow job joke. Hilarious.

I followed the link, and they snapped a photo of the toddler while she was in the middle of yelling “no photos please.” The best case scenario was outlined by Rothkopf and it’s still really sad.

I don’t know if I’m just feeling argumentative today, or if it’s just because I always try to play devil’s advocate, but I was sitting here racking my brain trying to think of a good reason for what they actually meant by “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”. It’s been about 10 minutes of non-stop brainstorming…

That is 100% true. Some years ago, I was working with a neurologist when he did a small study on relationship status of glioblastoma patients - all the male patients? Their wives/SOs stayed with them till death. All the female patients? Their husbands divorced them. ALL. It was a small enough study that the results…

Single people have no reason to live.

Unsurprised. Did they do a gender analysis? I’d bet all my doughnuts (WHICH IS THE BIGGEST BET I CAN MAKE) that women heart patients don’t see as large a benefit from marriage as the men do.

Well, one reason it would pass muster with readers is that it’s mainly females reading them, not gay men.

Pretty sure it’s straight women. I think most M/M books sold are written by, and targeted for straight women.

I wouldn’t say it’s controversial, but it’s worth noting that 40% of Democrats are still pro-death penalty, so it’s not like this position would put her to the insane right wing of the party, either.