OMG PREACH! I am just starting IVF and somehow the national pregnancy loss day made all of these people I know go totally “pro-life” nuts on Facebook (I am very sad for their losses, but they don’t have anything to do with abortion—the legality of abortion will not prevent pregnancy loss). It is killing me how much…

That’s my biggest takeaway and I am horrified

Thank you, Nik Severson! The problem with North Dakota politeness, is that we tend to ignore the crazy anti-choice protesters instead of counter-protesting. I absolutely love this guy’s campaign. And oh, wake up crazies: maybe you should feel a little more threatened by the rapist you’ve taken in on your side.…

“ He just kept saying we’re oppressive white men who want to control women’s lives and stuff.”

Hmm, let’s see, doesn’t respect women’s right to health care, is also a violent rapist.

He served a little less than one year in jail and remained on probation for the next five.

All I could think about was how fuckin expensive that flower wall is jesus christ I have so much debt and these people have flower walls and fake bumps
*sobs in corner*

He made all the guests watch Steve Jobs.During a birthday party. While wearing fake baby bumps.

Flash hinges on two things in its first season: the relationship between Barry and Wells, and the balls out mythology of the whole thing. It’s also a network show. Give it a little bit of time, it certainly picks up about half way through.

Also he looks a helluva lot like Sean Penn in this picture. All round bad and appropriate picture.

Let’s let my muse and goddess, Miss Janet Jackson, help us out here:

YES! So much this! I feel way more ‘pressure to perform’ to orgasm from extremely focused men than I ever have from porn - which, showing my age a bit, used to be the standard reason pressure for faking orgasms!

Best advice: If you like the guy enough, just get it over with.

Just gonna throw this out there cos it’s a situation that I’m dealing with at the moment. What do we do with the guy that is very focused on getting a girl off, but thinks that it magically happens if he gives an instruction like ‘cum for me’ or ‘let go; give it to me’? The sex takes ages and it’s good, it feels nice,…

Twelve Asshats Running

New lyrics for “A Partridge in a Pear Tree”?

With Ryan, if it doesn’t add up, he reinvents math so it conforms with his worldview.

Wait. Is this weird? Because if I was sailing with Gussie Katt and shit started to go down, I would grab her and my purse and haul ass to safety in a flash.