I had a few opinions on my wedding:

How can you not at least care about what people will be eating, dancing to, or imbibing, yourself included?

Men should absolutely be involved in the process, but it goes beyond expressing opinions. I got really frustrated when my husband “expressed his opinions” ie “kind of rudely shot my ideas down and then offered no other solution.” We were on a budget and I really didn’t care about the details as long as it wasn’t…

I feel like we should make state-sponsored executions as horrifying and upsetting as possible for the general public. They should be graphic, hard to watch, and mandatory viewing for the public. Granted I don’t want the condemned person to suffer, but the shock from how that inmate gasped and fought for ten minutes…

Pentobarbital is the drug most often used for animal euthanasia. In almost every case it induces a quick, painless, humane death within minutes. However, some animals don’t react well to it and seize or thrash, and some seem to have an unusually high natural tolerance for it and require more than one dose. By and…

THANKS HUGH JACKMAN NOW IM GOING TO EAT EVERY COOKIE I CAN FIND.

Oh, I got rid of that painful little bitch too!

I’m sooooo happy that I’m nearing the end of my reproductive years. Oh my. Young women are getting fucked (in the bad sense). If I were to become Parthenogenically Pregnant, I would abort with no hesitation nor regret. I’d not bring another girl into this.

What about appendix!??? WHO WILL SAVE THE APPENDIX?

That is a thing of beauty.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know, this is bad for Texas. I tried to promote my UT Austin honors program to a parent of an academic superstar college-bound senior, and she immediately cut me off. “I would never send my daughter to a school in Texas. It is unsafe for women. What if she needed birth control? What if she needed an abortion? No.”…

Over undercover videos of PP: WE MUST ACT NOW OR BAD THINGS WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Abortion waterslides” made me abort my drink through my nose.

I just zone out and go back to reading this post because this shit is ludicrous and I can’t take it anymore.

yes but are your tonsils the most vulnerable? think of the tonsils!! #savethetonsils #protonsils

Gruesome is what happens when women can’t get legal abortions anymore.

Oh pffft. Video of a tonsillectomy would be “gruesome”. Gruesome is not a medical standard.

Ha, for what it’s worth, it’s not that I didn’t grow up on this stuff. I love John Cleese too. But I’ve seen how these ideas about gender and femininity have led to actual people getting seriously hurt, and it makes me sad that the average person can’t (or refuses to) discern the difference between “guy in a dress”…