Oh, I’ve had people assume MULTIPLE times that I am pregnant, even when I wasn’t a bit on the chubbier side. I guess something about me just screams “knocked up” - maybe the combination of a small frame and large, um, assets.

Just taking a minute on this Amy Schumer article to remind everyone that Jen Kirkman exists. And is very funny. And has a ton of bits on being older, single, and not wanting kids, which really struck home. And is on netflix.

I am a fan of Amy Schumer but I find that I prefer Inside Amy Schumer to any of her standup performances that I’ve seen.

Dear Canada, the role of angry white gun-lover has long been a proud, American occupation, and ever since Harper got elected, y’all have been poaching on our hard-won reputation. Stop stealing our jobz, Canada!

Whatever it is that’s going on with the nurse and the moose in the background seems.....unwholesome.

Erhm. This happened to me a couple of days ago. I'm premenstrual bloated and my 10 year old hugged me and then asked if I was pregnant. Soooo. Yeah.

What’s the Hebrew for “A Festival of Assholes”?

Someone did a panty like this on Project Runway this season (episode 6) and it was so, so delicious watching Nina tear it apart.

Yup, yup.

Yeah, it seems like she’s single-handedly trying to recuscitate 80s strip-club/aerobics ultra-high-cut bottoms. I don’t get it because they were kinda gross and tacky in the 80s, now they’re kinda gross, tacky and old-fashioned.

Could I interest you in Hanukkah? Maybe something with a Festival of Lights? It’s a sensible alternative to Christmas, and it lasts for seven—for you, eight—nights!

I got literally chased out of a fabric shop at 35 weeks because the assistant there was “sure” I was going to go into labor at any minute because I was so “big.” (I was induced at 41 weeks, so, no.) Another time, when my gigantic three-month-old baby was in his stroller and we were going for a walk, these two ladies…

This is fantastic.

Interesting that Maryland even had them? How many states outside of the former confederacy have these?

I ride motorcycles and have for over 20 years now. Have I passed people on a double yellow before when I was younger? Absolutely. Do I do it anymore? No way. Is it always wrong? Yes, for at least two reasons: (1) it means you are out of driver expectation (same as bicyclists running stop signs even when it’s “safe” -…

I don’t have any issue with bikes, but your attitude hear does nothing but harm to other bikers. The law and rules of the road still apply to you. Your bike does not give you a free pass to ignore certain laws because you feel like it.

THIS!

“You probably don’t ride, so you don’t understand the unquenchable urge that riding gives you to act like an entitled dickhead on the road.”

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…