How else will people recognize your hands when you Instagram your manicure/kitchen injury/holding a flower pics?
Kallie
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I’m happy to hear Lamar is doing better, but why is it always about Kim. Now, it’s her and Kendall made him smile, the other day it was Lamar squeezed her hand. Something is very off with this one.
For some reason, police often fail to recognize both the relevance and the authority of REO Speedwagon.
I personally knew someone who did this to her child. But it was fecal matter. Apparently, one of her kids was actually born sick, and she liked the attention so much she started poisoning the others. (Incidentally, she was also a mommy blogger.)
You get a bunch of women together, it’s either witchery or a fixed election.
The nerve of these women! Men NEVER band together to get their candidates elected!
Jesus christ, is he serious? No injunction where there is clearly ongoing harm?
I got you a present. It’s my boobies.
Do you know how their sizes run? I’m normally a size 10-12 and am wondering if a size 14 could work for me. That dress is fucking amazing.
I WANT THAT DRESS. It’s perfect for fall/winter/spring (I live up north) and I am already visualizing the boots I would wear with it.
A very brave person could wear that silly bow top and paint Minny Mouse on their stomach and have a great Halloween costume, at least?
“Pornmergency” is the name of my new 70’s revival band.
Okay, that really IS enough Internet for today.
The fucking fuck...
“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”
This happened at work once. I worked with a very Mormon attorney who had a habit of watching porn with his door open and headphones on. One day he must have accidentally unplugged them because it was a dead quiet afternoon and we suddenly heard unmistakeable moaning sounds. My coworker started coughing to muffle it…
I smell a lawsuit in her future.
“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right.”