Winners!

Other than the sound of his own bloviated voice and the proclaimed beauty of his daughter, is this soggy wet turnip skull pleased by anything?

Was the guy a ridiculously tall basket ball player, because if so, you’re me.

The DH (dry hump) is so underrated.

And these same people complain that our children are behind the rest of the world. What in the world could be causing that?

Utah, along with the rest of the Southwest, is expected to face—and in some cases is already experiencing—flooding, erosion, increased wildfires, drought, insect outbreaks, a reduction in air quality, and agricultural uncertainty in the coming years as a direct result of climate change.

Also in the new curriculum, sunburn will now be called Jesus Kisses.

yeah, relatively constantly going upward.

My mom would never buy us Lucky Charms growing up and I always wanted them because advertising works on me and that tripped out leprechaun made me want cereal. I thought the marshmallows were soft like regular marshmallows. The first time I finally had Lucky Charms, I was confused by the hard blocks of “marshmallow”…

And you have the nerve to call yourself Clover.

This made me laugh. Thanks.

I really love this post. I have felt for awhile that third wave feminism almost promoted casual sex, marketing it as a way for women to take control of their sexuality and be “equal” to men. This drove me nuts for all the reasons noted above.

me too me too!! I’ve had great sex and I’ve had terrible sex, and whether or not I orgasm is a separate question from his skill level - my orgasm is dependent entirely on how emotionally connected I am to him and how much I trust him. Now, I’ll probably develop a stronger emotional connection if he’s good at sex, but…

It’s basically impossible for me to come during sex, regardless of what the guy does. But that’s on me (over the years I unfortunately conditioned myself to come only from very specific masturbatory scenarios. Whomp whomp), not him, and I am 100% genuinely okay with that! I honest-to-god don’t care if I don’t…

In my life as a singleton I enjoyed casual sex. I enjoy good ol’ p-in-v in and of itself. Sure, I also like to orgasm. But not having an orgasm in sex doesn’t mean the sex was bad. In fact, sometimes my boyfriend and I will have oral sex with no p-in-v and eventually skipping out on the penetrative part of sex has me…

I’ve never had a casual sex orgasm either...not that I didn’t have a good time but I was just never relaxed enough to come, or felt comfortable enough being able to articulate what I needed to get there...

Yeah, don’t. I’m so annoyed after reading it. He sounds like a deranged person. He was Googling images of aborted fetuses when he was 15. I’m sorry, what??? That’s not something to be proud of. I think that is a sign of some weird shit going on in your teenage brain.

If Pixie Sticks doesn’t want any money, I’ll take her share.

and learn to whack it during the act. a mid act whack attack is a surefire way to beat the odds during a casual hook up.