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Don’t make fun of our vowels and I won’t make fun of yours. Our laptops are made by blackberry and, like enforced wearing of lululemon we must purchase them all. It’s basically a soviet gulag up here. We can only clean our bathrooms once a month when the lysol shipments from the usa arrive. someone send help. or build…

I agree that it’s good knowledge to have. Maybe call it something else, though, because NFP is a total misnomer and promotes the misconception that it is actually a reliable form of pregnancy prevention. As I understand, it’s a very helpful tool for assisting women with getting pregnant, so it certainly has its…

That’s a fair point. I guess I was just thinking that should be covered in health class (there's a small possibility that my assumption falls down here...), not as part of a program designed to give kids access to free confidential birth control.

Do you remember what it was like to be a 10 year old? I remember being an unabashed tomboy concerned with playing outside and acing 5th grade.

To add to that point, when teaching kids about sex, we should refer to body parts by their actual name. Let’s not make up cute names for our reproductive organs.

EXACTLY. When I am drunk I am a goddamned raccoon, I just want to eat garbage.

Your really appalled that someone who eats vegetarian 99% of the time would get drunk occasionally and eat a burger? That’s where your going to place those feelings?

I mean, I imagine it’s the same reason I smoke cigarettes when I’m drunk.

And the ex-smokers all nod understandingly...

Nothing like coming home from a long day at work and cuddling up with your cobra.

Nothing to ssssssee here

PHEW. GUD. GENES.

That is the only thing I remember from a world religions class I took in college, because the otherwise laid back professor shit an absolute brick when someone incorrectly referred to Mary getting pregnant with Jesus as the Immaculate Conception. I had no idea before that day it referred to when Mary was conceived.

I’ll come, but no way I’m still a lawyer in the new world! (Presuming all records of my student loans were destroyed in The Revolution)

I know! I still watch most of the series almost yearly. The sad thing I’ve noticed, though, is that the qualities that Bartlet embraces are definitely considered a thing of the past now. Like, a phD economist with a passion for Latin and a refusal to pander to hateful right-wing groups? Yeaaaah, he wouldn’t get…

This is only semi-related, but I swear this is true (it has shades of the alleged McCarthy affair). I was watching The Daily Show a few years ago that featured an interview with Paula Broadwall. I was immediately sort of weirded out in the way she talked about Petraeus. Super weirded out. I turned to my friend and…

The very one.

I’m going out on a limb here but I think his goose was cooked when he went on Fox News, lost his mind and told the whole world the Benghazi hearings were nothing but an attempt by his party to lower Ms. Clinton’s favorability rating. Affair or not, that’s what sunk him.

Blogger Chuck C. Johnson, who has repeatedly accused Ellmers and McCarthy of having an affair, claimed yesterday to have received a cease-and-desist order from Ellmers’ attorney, ordering him to stop making “false and defamatory” statements about the Congresswoman and calling the rumors “unequivocally and indisputably…